Happy
23rd
Birthday
Tom
You've secured 23 souls... enough to upgrade to the legal lane.
Surveillance Feed
Collected across 23 years of reconnaissance
Hero Profile: Tom
Incoming Transmissions
Holliday Holliday
"23 years and your aim's still true? I'll drink to that, partner. Don't worry — I never miss a birthday."
Pocket "23 already? Time flies when you've got a briefcase full of tricks. I'd pull a birthday present out for you, but last time I opened this thing a whole lane disappeared."
Bebop Bebop
"Yo yo YO! Birthday boy in the building! 23 years and still dropping bodies in lane? Now THAT'S a highlight reel. Let's GO, Tom!"
Warden Warden
"Law student, huh? I enforce the law, you study it. Either way, nobody's escaping justice today. Except from cake."
The Doorman The Doorman
"You've arrived at 23. I've been expecting you. Step through — the birthday party is on the other side, and I don't hold the door forever."
Viscous Viscous
"I tried to make you a cake but I kind of... absorbed it. +500 souls though! That counts, right?"
Abrams Abrams
"23 years and still standing? Kid, that's more tankiness than even I can respect. You haven't fed once. Happy birthday."
May your birthday be more balanced than the latest patch notes.
Happy Birthday, Tom!